Tech Infantry Humor Page

TI Babies • Monty Python's Tech Infantry • How the Characters Would React • Miscellaneous Insanity

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You know, I originally thought of putting a witty and humorous introduction paragraph here.  But then I thought, if you found this website, you probably already know what the Tech Infantry is and who all these people are.  In fact, you're probably already a player, and you probably wrote some of the items on the list below.  If you really don't know, please visit the Tech Infantry Season 9.1 website, it explains things much better than I ever could.

If you have written a parody or joke email that you would like to see up on this webpage, please write it down, crumple up the paper, throw it away, and forget you ever wasted time on such a silly project.  You'll be glad that you did.  If you're insane enough to dig it out of the trash and still want to see it up here, please email it to Ed Stasheff at .

So, without further ado, here are the various jokes, top ten lists, and parody scripts that have been written by the various players.

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• Tech Infantry Babies
         Frank D'Antuono's reimagining of the TI Season 4.3 player characters as toddlers in a Muppet Babies-style nursery.
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    Episode 1: The Cookie Jar
         The TI Babies have a mission: To get to the cookie jar on the top shelf.
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    Episode 2: A Day at the Zoo
         When the TI Babies slip away from Nanny Marcus at the zoo, chaos ensues.
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    Episode 3: TV Time
         When the TI Babies hack through the cable TV parental lock, none of them are prepared for what they see.
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    Episode 4: Miro's Goodbye
         Nanny Marcus tries to punish Baby Miro for being mean to the other TI Babies... but Miro has other ideas.
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    Episode 5: Turkey Day!
         When Nanny Marcus puts the TI Babies at the kid's table for Thanksgiving dinner, they stage a revolution.
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    Episode 6: Sunday Mass
         Nanny Marcus takes the TI Babies to church... but little children are easily bored.
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    Episode 7: A Much-Needed Vacation
         When Nanny Marcus goes on vacation, the players have to look after their own TI Babies characters.
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    Episode 8: The Dentist
         The TI Babies finally meet their match in the form of a sadistic dentist and his twisted assistant.
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    Episode 9: Capture the Flag
         When the TI Babies play war games, they play for keeps.
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    Episode 10: How Rashid King Stole Christmas
         An epic poem of an epic battle between the TI Babies and thier greatest foe.
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    Episode 11: The Trouble with Tribbles
         When Baby Hex brings a tribble home from a sci-fi convention, it turns out to be surprisingly untroublesome.
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    Episode 12: 2001: A Suck Odyssey
         The Author gets bored with the New Year's episode and decides to grant the TI Babies one wish each instead.
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    Episode 13: How I Spent My Hiatus Vacation
         After an episode hiatus, Nanny Marcus has to find the TI Babies, who have all wandered off into other fictional storylines.
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    Episode 14: My Special Valentine
         While a bitter Nanny Marcus spends Valentine's Day alone, the TI Babies sneak off to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.
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    Episode 15: The Epilogue
         Frank's TI Babies parody of the TI Season 4.3 Epilogue.

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• Monty Python's Tech Infantry
         Martin Hohner's retelling of classic Monty Python skits within the Tech Infantry setting of Season 4.3.
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    Episode One: Whither Hodraida?
         Famous Deaths, the Dead Tiger Sketch, the Earth Fleet Song, and Mr. Herbenstein and the New Paris By-Election.
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    Episode Two: Man's Search for Identity in the Latter Half of the 23rd Century
         Erich Von Shrakenberg Dictates a Letter, the Expedition to Fieras III, and The Dead Boy Brothers.
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    Episode Three: Touch of Celestial Indigestion
          A Scotsman on a Horse, Bull-fighting, Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit, and TI Special Service Dentists.
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    Episode Four: Quilters by Design
          TI Technobabble, a Courtmartial for Trivializing the War, Kamikaze HAP Troopers, and How Not to Be Seen

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How the TI Characters Would React        by Martin Hohner, Ed Stasheff, and Lorpius Prime
Season 4.3 Part I: Witnessing a Crime Part II: Changing a Light Bulb Part III: Going to a Party Part IV: The Perfect Exit Part V: Halloween Night Part VI: Thanksgiving Dinner Part VII: Trapped in a Victorian Novel Part VIII: Attacked by a Bear	Season 8 Thanksgiving Dinner Season 9 Part I: Halloween Night Part II: Thanksgiving Dinner Part III: Christmas Eve Part IV: TI Babies Season 9.1 Thanksgiving Dinner Easter Sunday

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Miscellaneous Insanity

VH1 - Behind the Role-Playing: Tech Infantry A hilarious behind the scenes look at a Tech Infantry TV show by Frank D'Antuono & Marcus Johnston 25 Things to Remember When Trapped in a TI Storyline by Marcus Johnston & Martin Hohner 80 Signs That You've Been Playing Too Much TI by Marcus Johnston & Martin Hohner Top 10 Dead TI 4.3 Characters I Miss the Most by Ed Stasheff

Comparing the Players' Writing Styles by Marcus Johnston The TI 4.3 Drinking Game by Ed Stasheff Auntie Sarah Recruiting Poster NSFW image by Martin Hohner The Adventures of James Welthammer in TI Season 9 Part I • Part II • Part III A brief but amusing web comic by Lorpius Prime

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