How the TI 9 Characters Would React to a Given Situation
Part IV
TI Babies

 

The Situation: If there was a TI Season 9 version of TI Babies, what would their theme song be?

 

Everyone: TI Babies, we'll make our dreams come true...

doo-doo-wah,

TI Babies we'll do the same for you...

 

BISHOP: I murder people

HETH: I make the cash

SCYR: I act real wierd

SMYTHE: POSEIDON SMASH!

ARGUS: My brain's half computer

GERGIE: I cause people grief

TAKA: I've got a big family

IZZY: And I'm comic relif!

VIN DANE: Stop trying to kill me

NPCs: beep-beep-beep-BEEP!

MARCUS: Get your orders in by Friday dammit!!!

Everyone: Yes Nanny.

Everyone: Were TI, TI, TI ,TI, Bay-Bay-Bay! Doo-wah-ooooo!

 

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