The Situation: It's Thanksgiving. How do the characters spend the holiday?
Tech Infantry Trooper (retired) Miro Creed (Bax)
Miro never gets to finish his meal. Every time he sits down to eat, high-powered beings show up from nowhere and try to kill him.
Earth Fleet Commodore Erich Von Shrakenberg (Martin)
Erich offers all the turkeys emancipation and an end to Thanksgiving if they will join him in his quest against "the enemy".
Tech Infantry Captain Andrea Treschi (Chris)
Treschi picks up a knife to carve the turkey but ends up carving his mother instead.
"Kiddo" Hex (Andy Wooden)
Hex will celebrate Thanksgiving as soon as he can figure out just who the hell he's related to.
Tech Infantry Lt. Malachi Spyder (Josh)
Spyder's turkey hunting expedition goes horribly wrong when the turkeys capture him instead.
Tech Infantry Major Alastar Dimiye (Frank)
Dimiye travels to Port Arthur, but ends up spending Thanksgiving alone because he can't bear to see his family again after what he's become.
InSec Covert Operative Xavier Pollos (formerly LI Captain Mark Smith) (Matt)
Xavier is carving the turkey when a vampire breaks into his home and demands he turn over the carving knife.
Earth Fleet Commander Xinjao O'Reilly (Ed)
O'Reilly can't decide if he wants breast or thigh, white meat or dark meat, or perhaps wants to eat some pie instead. In the end it doesn't matter because he never gets any anyway.
Internal Security Operative Damien Richter (Andy Baumann)
Daimen guards Rashid King during the holiday (who celebrates Thanksgiving alone, having killed his entire family years ago). King holding a carving knife sends Daimen's hostility meter off the scale and he has to be rebooted.
Free Citizen Justine Macoure (Lloyd)
Justine chokes on a turkey bone and dies.