THE TECH INFANTRY SEASON 4.3 DRINKING GAME

WARNING: This game is designed to make everyone plastered and the Woodens go through an entire case of  A&W

Take One Drink Whenever:

• Anyone dies! (just take one if several die at the same time)
• Anyone screws someone else over
• Any player character experiences inner torment (limit one drink per scene)
• A major plot twist occurs in any storyline
• Any appearance of an avatar, totem, or spirit guide
• The grammar in the Pollos story suddenly switches tenses
  (drink twice if it switches within the same sentence)

• Treschi says or does anything cryptic
• Dimiye kills something
• Erich blows something up
• O'Reilly works with any machine
• Pollos uses Kuar
• Hex travels somewhere
• Spyder does anything useful
• Richter has to repair himself
• Miro gets badly wounded

Take Two Drinks:

• For every plot hole
• For every plot inconsistency or contradiction
• For every scientifically inaccurate piece of technology
• Every cameo by a former player character
• Any dead character suddenly reappears
• Two or more player characters meet
• Every time someone turns down the chance to end the war
• Every time Hex changes his name
• Any time a player character gets laid
• A secondary character in the Dimiye plotline dies
• Spyder actually uses his mind mage powers
• Dimiye actually turns into a werewolf
• Hex actually uses his katana
• O'Reilly actually uses his slide ruler
• Pollos can't fight his way out of a bad situation
• Richter doesn't kill someone he interacts with
• ANY player character actually interacts with Enoch, the Bugs, or the Jurvain

Chug Whenever:

• A secondary character leaves the Dimiye plotline WITHOUT dying
• Erich or Dimiye loose a battle
• Treschi's plotline actually makes sense
• Any major conflict ends in a cheerful way
• A player character who everyone assumed was dead and gone reveals they are alive and well and masquerading as another player character (in this case, chug a bottle of bourbon and head-butt a concrete wall)
  
  

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